"After a careful and deliberative search, we have found the right man to lead our football program. He's a person or great integrity, leadership and skills, who will lead the Nittany Lions to many more winning seasons," Penn State president Rodney Erickson said. "He understands the relationship between athletics and our core educational mission.While I'm at it, the only thing I hate nearly as much as the NFL draft is "American Idol." Actually, I don't hate "Idol" because I don't watch it. I hate it because people care so stinkin' much about it, because occasionally somebody has to look at the direction in which the popular culture is moving and simply rebel! I'm tired of Chris and Kellie and Elliott and even adorable little Paris . But not Katharine McPhee. (I swear I don't watch; I merely checked out the show's Web site today.

No one wants to hug Armstrong, that's for sure. Not even Oprah, though she did appear concerned when he told her